Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical yet chaotic world where prophecies are bought, sold, and sometimes exchanged for snacks, you play as an underachieving bard who accidentally becomes the keeper of a prophecy that could change the fate of the realm. Navigate through a series of hilarious and absurd challenges as you gather outrageous allies, contend with rival prophecy merchants, and outwit absurd gods who want to reclaim their narratives. Your choices determine not just your fate, but the very stories that shape the world around you. Will you embrace the prophecy or turn it into a punchline?