In this witty, text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of a reluctant oracle who discovers they can alter fates with a well-timed quip or bizarre twist of the plot. As you navigate through a series of preposterously humorous and dramatic scenarios, you must decipher prophecies handed down through generations, each more confusing than the last. Guide your character through the absurdity by choosing from a variety of outrageous options that lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes. Will you save the kingdom or accidentally turn the prince into a toad? The fate of your world is in your hands, served with a side of comedy!