Whose Prophecy is it, Anyway?

You, a bumbling oracle with a dubious track record, must navigate a swirling miasma of prophecies, eccentric characters, and a world on the brink of magical catastrophe. Armed with nothing but an old crystal ball and a penchant for misunderstanding cryptic verses, you’ll craft your own fate while dealing with a motley crew that includes clueless knights, overly dramatic wizards, and a surprisingly articulate talking squirrel. Will you save the day or trip over your own mystical visions? The outcomes depend on the absurd choices you make in this humorous quest of accidental heroics and self-discovery.