Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical kingdom where prophecies can be bought, sold, and bartered like jellybeans, you play as a cynical divination clerk named Zephyr. One fateful morning, the town's most outrageous prophecy appears on your desk—a promise of doom involving a giant banana, a mystical squirrel, and a total eclipse. In this interactive text-based adventure, navigate a series of quirky quests filled with eccentric characters, puzzling predictions, and ridiculous prophecies. Forge alliances, create absurd solutions, and unravel a conspiracy that suggests someone is bending fate to their will. Will you manage to save the kingdom from an absurd calamity, or will you accidentally trigger the prophecy's chaotic end in the process?