Whose Prophecy is it, Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where prophecies are not handed down by gods but written on cue cards by a dysfunctional group of misfits. You, an aspiring prophet with questionable abilities, must navigate through an absurd society where every choice you make can alter the absurdity of your fate. Encounter quirky characters, each with their own outlandish prophecies that can disrupt or enhance your journey. Use wit and snark to outsmart rivals, gather clues, and uncover the twisty web of fate that binds everyone's prophecy together. But beware, because each decision could lead to hilariously unexpected consequences and dramatically ludicrous outcomes!