Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a chaotic realm where prophecies determine the fate of kingdoms, you play as an unassuming bard who accidentally stumbles upon a prophecy scroll that foretells the rise of an unlikely hero. The twist? The scroll is blank until you start making choices! Every decision you make leads to absurd, unexpected outcomes, and the prophecies shift dynamically based on your interactions with a colorful cast of characters, including a cynical seer, a gluttonous king, and a rival bard. Traverse through absurd scenarios, from dueling in a karaoke contest to thwarting the ambitions of a melodramatic villain, all while trying to discover the true author of your unwritten destiny.