Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into a world where prophetic predictions dictate the fates of kingdoms, but there's a catch: the seers and oracles are often hilariously incompetent. As the protagonist, you discover a forgotten prophecy that mistakenly describes you as a 'hero' destined to save the world from impending doom. Instead of following the script, you must navigate absurd situations, gather an outrageous gang of misfits, and make choices that twist the original prophecy into unexpected forms. Your quest includes attending ridiculous prophecy interpretation seminars, dodging bumbling henchmen, and accidentally becoming a celebrity in a bizarre cult of followers. Forge alliances based on wits, reveal shocking plot twists, and ultimately decide if you'll embrace the hilarity or break the mold of destiny entirely.