Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like stocks, you play as a hapless dream interpreter, tossed into the chaotic crossfire of rival seers and prophecy hunters. Your task? Navigate through a web of cryptic messages, bizarre characters, and moral dilemmas to find the true origin of an apocalyptic prophecy that everyone seems to want a piece of. In a humorous twist, you must also sift through absurd prophecies of mundane events like 'The Day the Slippers Revolted.' With each decision, you determine whether to become a hero, a villain, or just the laughable footnote in a much larger story.