Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a realm where seers and oracles are dime a dozen, your character wakes up to find themselves the unwitting star of a chaotic prophecy gone wrong. You are thrust into a series of absurd and whimsical challenges dictated by mysterious prophecies that seem to change every time you make a choice. With a motley crew of would-be heroes and hilarious antagonists, navigate ridiculous quests that twist traditional fantasy tropes. Will you fulfill the prophecy, rewrite it, or turn it into a timeless comedy? The fate of the realm hangs in the balance, but first, can you find out whose prophecy it really is?