Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are assigned at birth but who really reads the fine print? You play as Sam, an epicurean bard whose destiny appears to be to save the world from a 'Cataclysmic Illumination.' Suffering from chronic apathy and an addiction to snack breaks, you must gather a ragtag crew of misfits, each with ridiculous claims about prophecies that contradict your own. As you navigate the absurdity of fate, you’ll engage in witty dialogues, solve situational puzzles, and even jam out on the lute to charm your way through encounters. Will you discover the true nature of your destiny or just become the next viral meme in this outrageous quest for validation?