Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a fantastical world where prophecies are spun every year by the bizarre Prophecy Weavers, you play as a minor bard, recently cursed with the ability to speak only in rhymes. When the latest prophetic prediction spirals into dangerously comical chaos, you must navigate the eccentric and whimsical factions of this realm to uncover the truth behind the prophecy—who cast it, why, and how to stop the ongoing meta-magic mess that threatens to tear the very fabric of reality apart. Along the way, you'll encounter quirky characters, make absurd choices, and unravel a plot riddled with puns and wild twists. Use your wits and your unrhymed knowledge to restore balance before laughter turns into pandemonium!