Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of an unassuming bard who stumbles upon an ancient book of prophecies in a dusty tavern. Little does he know, these prophecies are sentient and have a wicked sense of humor. As the bard, you must navigate through a series of outrageous, interconnected quests dictated by the whims of each prophecy, all while trying to dodge misunderstandings, zany characters, and your own ineptitude. Will you embrace the chaos and forge your own destiny, or will you let the prophecies run roughshod over your fate? With witty dialogue choices and mischievous twists, every decision can lead to uproarious consequences!