In this hilarious text-based game, you play as a bumbling game designer who accidentally mixes up the pieces of their latest tabletop RPG during a live playtest with eccentric players. Each player embodies a quirky character archetype, from a melodramatic bard to a paranoid rogue, and the only way to progress is to creatively negotiate, bluff, or downright haggle with your friends over whose piece is whose. Expect unexpected twists, absurd plot developments, and ludicrous character interactions as everyone tries to claim their rightful place on the board!