Whose Phone Is This, Anyway?

In a world where phones have become sentient, you, a down-on-your-luck detective, stumble upon a mysterious device at a local bar. As you delve into the phone’s history using its strangely sarcastic AI assistant, you are thrust into a whirlwind of chaotic text messages, video call confrontations, and absurd social media dramas. Every choice you make reveals more about the phone's previous owner and their entangled relationships, leading you to uncover a farcical crime involving love, betrayal, and a lot of unwanted cat videos. Will you solve the mystery and return the phone, or will you get sidetracked by the bizarre adventures it leads you on?