Step into the chaotic shoes of Max, an underpaid office worker at the whimsically dysfunctional corporation, Ubiquitous Co. In this interactive text-based adventure, your goal is to navigate the absurd world of corporate policies, hilarious office politics, and zany team-building activities. Make decisions that influence your paycheck and your sanity as you engage with a quirky cast of characters, including your overly enthusiastic boss who believes mandatory karaoke is a motivational tool, and a conspiracy theorist coworker who thinks the coffee is laced with mind-control substances. Choose wisely from a variety of absurd paths, and ultimately determine how much of your paycheck you can keep—or if you’ll need to adopt a gerbil as an emotional support animal for your new life as an intern.