Whose Mess Is This Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based game, you step into the chaotic life of Quip Mercer, a professional Mess Mediator whose job is to resolve absurd and comical disputes over strange messes in everyday settings. From dog parks filled with unicorn poop to office kitchens littered with suspicious leftovers, players must navigate verbose dialogue trees and make clever choices to determine who made the mess and how to diplomatically clean it up. With quirky characters and unpredictable plot twists in every scenario, the hilarity lies not just in finding out who made the mess, but also in how you choose to deal with it. Will you placate the animal rights activists, or team up with the office prankster? The outcome is entirely in your hands!