Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

Messy jobs aren't for the faint of heart—luckily, mine's also not for the tidy!

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In this hilarious interactive text-based adventure, you play as a professional 'mess negotiator' whose job is to mediate chaotic situations involving spills, clutter, and all-around disarray left by mysterious entities in an eccentric town. As you navigate through bizarre environments—from a home filled with ancient relics to a tech startup’s disaster zone—you'll encounter quirky characters, each with their own outrageous stories about how the mess got there. Use your wit and negotiation skills to clean up while unraveling a town-wide conspiracy that links these messes to a shared secret. Your choices determine not only the resolution of each mess but also the fate of the town and its peculiar residents.