Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

Cleaning up someone else's mess? Just call me 'Mister Clean' – with a side of drama!

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In this chaotic text-based adventure, you play as Riley, a freelance 'cleaner' for hire in a world where people pay for the most bizarre cleaning services imaginable. Investigate outlandish messes left behind by bizarre clients—like a wizard whose potion exploded or a rock star's post-party disaster—while navigating quirky relationships and dramatic twists. Each choice impacts how the messy tale unfolds, leading to unexpected alliances and hilarious outcomes. Use your wit to discover the surprising backstories of the mess-makers and whether you’ll ever truly escape the clutches of chaos.