Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

If only I could blame my mess on aliens... but alas, it's just life.

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In a quirky, dystopian future where household chores have been outlawed, you play as a former 'Mistress/Master of Disarray' turned reluctant detective. Your job is to solve the mystery of an ancient artifact that has the power to restore household order, but which has mysteriously ended up in a chaotic neighborhood filled with eccentric characters, each with their own mess and motives. Navigate through bizarre dialogue choices, conflicting interests, and absurd scenarios as you try to uncover who is behind the chaos and why they want the artifact for themselves. Your decisions will lead you down multiple pathways, unveiling a wild conspiracy filled with dark humor and absurdity.