Whose Mess Is It Anyway?

In this text-based adventure, you step into the shoes of Dale, an overworked janitor in a chaotic city where every day is a bizarre episode of mayhem. Each cleaning job you take inspires ridiculous side quests involving quirky characters, like a narcissistic pet psychic, a disgruntled mime, and a conspiracy theorist who's convinced the local pigeons are out to get him. As you navigate through the hysterical messes, you'll have to make choices that impact not just your cleaning abilities but also your own sanity. Think you can solve the mysteries behind the messes while maintaining your sense of humor? Get ready for an unforgettable ride filled with absurd dialogues, hilarious interactions, and unexpected twists!