Whose Mess Is It Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based adventure, you find yourself in the middle of the most chaotic, absurd party ever thrown in a retro-futuristic mansion. As an uninvited guest tasked with cleaning up a bizarre and increasingly surreal mess, you must deal with an eccentric cast of characters, each with their own quirks and wild demands. Navigate outrageous dilemmas, make split-second decisions, and discover hidden secrets within the mansion, all while trying to avoid being dragged into the drama of the event. Can you manage the madness and possibly turn the party around? Or will you be stuck in purgatory as the designated mess-cleaner forever?