In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as Gilly McWaddle, an overzealous wildlife park ranger with an unusual obsession: logging. After waking up to an alarming trend—mysterious logs appearing around the park—it's up to you to solve the enigma. Journey through the park's various zones, uncover absurd clues, interrogate eccentric park visitors, and piece together the puzzle behind these strange wooden intruders. Will you save the park's reputation, or will you become the laughingstock of the nature world? Along the way, expect ridiculous plot twists, outrageous characters, and plenty of humorous choices that can lead to wildly different outcomes.