Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you are an eccentric park ranger assigned to a vast national forest riddled with strange occurrences. One morning, you discover several peculiar logs mysteriously left scattered throughout the forest. As you set off to uncover the truth behind the logs, you will interact with a wacky cast of characters, each with their own suspicious motives and wild theories about the logs. Unravel the mystery as you gather clues, choose your path carefully, and face hilarious and absurd situations. Can you figure out 'whose logs are these, anyway?' before time runs out and the annual forest festival begins?