Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this outrageous interactive text-based adventure, you play as a snarky park ranger named Alex who has discovered a peculiar mystery in a massive national forest: someone is continuously stealing and swapping unique logs from the park's famed trees. As you gather clues and interview eccentric locals—ranging from conspiracy theorists to quirky survivalists—you unravel a wild tale of sabotage, friendship, and ecological humor. Each choice you make will lead you down one of several eccentric paths, filled with comedic dialogue, outrageous side quests, and unexpected alliances. Can you solve the log-lifting mystery before the forest is turned into a lumberjack battleground?