Dive into the absurd world of lumberjack log disputes in this interactive text-based game. Players assume the role of Jax Timberstone, a quirky lumberyard manager who discovers oversized, suspicious logs piling up on his property. In a race against time, he must piece together the logs' origins while navigating a cast of eccentric characters, including rival lumberjacks, conspiracy theorists, and a talking squirrel named Nutters. Choices lead to unexpected twists, hilarious encounters, and wild revelations as Jax uncovers a community-wide mystery that threatens to chop down friendships and alliances. Every decision affects the wacky outcome in this engaging narrative full of humor and intrigue.