Step into the shoes of a sarcastic rookie forest ranger, tasked with unraveling the bizarre mystery behind the mysterious logs that keep appearing in the forest. Are they the result of rogue lumberjacks, mischievous woodland creatures, or something more supernatural? This interactive text-based game will have you interacting with an eccentric cast of characters, each with their own wild theories and motives. Make choices that will lead you to uncover the truth while navigating the outrageous and comedic twists that come with the territory of outdoor mismanagement.