Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based game, you play as Lenny McQuirk, a quirky log collector in a small town obsessed with woodwork. When a mysterious shipment of exquisitely crafted logs appears in the town square, it ignites a frantic competition among the townsfolk to claim them. You must navigate a series of wacky challenges, negotiate with eccentric characters, and unravel the mystery behind the logs' origin. Choose your words wisely, influence the townsfolk, and decide whether to keep the logs for yourself or make a grand gesture to unite the community. Absurd twists, ridiculous scenarios, and unexpected alliances await you as you peel back the layers of this timber-tangled tale!