In a quirky and chaotic small town known for its bizarre annual woodchopping festival, players take on the role of a bewildered journalist who unintentionally gets tangled in a comedic conspiracy involving runaway logs, eccentric locals, and an underground lumberjack society. As you interact with an array of colorful characters—each with their peculiarities—you must uncover the origins of the logs that mysteriously appear every year, all while navigating hilarious dialogues, absurd choices, and ludicrous scenarios. Can you piece together the clues before the competition begins, or will you end up as confused as a log in a river?