In a quirky town known for its peculiar logging culture, a series of bizarre and humorous crimes centered around mysteriously missing logs turn the community upside down. Players assume the role of a snarky amateur detective who must navigate a web of eccentric characters, each with their own secrets and alibis. As players gather clues, interview suspects, and piece together the hilariously convoluted narrative, they will uncover the truth behind the logs before they’re chopped up for firewood—or worse, turned into a terrible sculpture! Choose your dialogue options wisely, as each choice can lead to unexpected twists and turns, not to mention some outrageous misunderstandings.