Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town known for its peculiar traditions, you assume the role of a bumbling detective trying to solve the baffling case of the disappearing logs. The townsfolk are obsessed with their lumber, and each log seems to have a story of its own. As you traverse this interactive text-based world, you'll encounter eccentric characters, embark on ridiculous side quests, and collect absurd clues that may or may not lead to the truth. Can you uncover the comedic conspiracy behind the log heist before the town loses its marbles (and its precious lumber)?