Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

I’ve seen some heavy logs in my time, but these? They weigh more than my last bad decision!

Mystery Dark Humor Text Game

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In a quirky town where every person is suspected of misplacing their logs (yes, logs!), you take on the role of a cynical log detective named Bea Loggerson. As you unravel a bizarre mystery involving stolen firewood, ludicrous logs, and an underground lumberjack society, you'll encounter eccentric townsfolk each with their own absurd alibis and secrets. The game allows players to choose various dialogue paths and scenarios, impacting their relationships with the townsfolk and ultimately affecting how the mystery unfolds. With every choice, the story gets weirder, and the humor gets darker, as you dig deeper into this lumbering enigma.