Step into the quirky shoes of a bumbling detective in a small, oddball town where a mysterious log-jacking scandal has everyone on edge. As you traverse through a series of humorous encounters—talking to eccentric townsfolk, deciphering outrageous alibis, and uncovering bizarre clues—you'll need to piece together a wooden puzzle of mystery. With a mix of witty dialogue and zany scenarios, this interactive text-based game lets players explore various locations, confront peculiar side characters, and discover the hilarity lurking beneath the surface of seemingly mundane situations. Will you find out who is behind the great log heist, or will you only get lost in their wild tales?