Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky small town where everyone seems to have a penchant for lumberjacking, you play as a snarky detective tasked with solving the bizarre mystery of mysterious logs appearing on everyone's doorstep—each labeled with a different, hilarious inscription. As you traverse the town, you speak to eccentric townsfolk, piece together clues about the log origins, and uncover secrets about the inhabitants' odd relationships with timber. Engage in humorous dialogues, perform ridiculous tasks to gain trust, and ultimately discover a log-hugging cult that's taking over the town, while making sly remarks and witty retorts along the way.