Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky and zany text-based adventure, you play as a disgraced park ranger who stumbles upon a series of mysterious, elaborate wooden logs scattered throughout a national park. Each log is adorned with strange carvings and bizarre messages. As you attempt to uncover the origin of these logs, you meet an eccentric cast of characters, including conspiracy theorists, a pompous wildlife blogger, and a hermit obsessed with forest lore. Choose your dialogue wisely, solve humorous puzzles, and uncover the truth behind the logs—are they ancient trees with a story to tell, or just the remains of a woodworking competition gone wrong? Your choices affect how the story unfolds, revealing the deeper secrets hidden within the park while providing endless laughs.