Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a reluctant environmental detective who's been called to a quirky town where the local river's logs are mysteriously disappearing. As you unravel the absurd reasons behind the logs’ theft, you'll encounter eccentric residents, each with their own zany motives. Engage in hilarious dialogues, solve witty puzzles, and uncover the truth about the logs while trying to maintain your sanity. Will it be the lumberjack with an affinity for pixie dust, the conspiracy theorist claiming aliens are involved, or the town's mayor with an oddly intense love for log cabin-themed architecture? Your choices will lead you to unexpected and outrageous conclusions.