Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?
I came for the trees but stayed for the logs... and the chaos!
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In this interactive text-based adventure, you step into the shoes of a bumbling but well-meaning park ranger named Beauregard 'Beau' Timber, who is on a mission to save their beloved national forest from an unexpected crisis. It seems that someone is mysteriously dumping logs into the picturesque river. To solve the mystery, you'll navigate quirky characters, explore the sprawling forest, and unravel the strange happenings that lead to a ridiculous town-wide debate: whose logs are these anyway? Engage in hilarious dialogue, make tough choices, and piece together clues that bring you face-to-face with the town's eccentric mayor and a conspiracy involving everything from lumberjack cults to artisanal log furniture makers. Each choice you make can lead to unexpected outcomes, ranging from saving the forest to turning it into a bizarre tourist attraction. Will you uncover the truth or let the forest fall into the hands of the log-laden weirdos?
