Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, post-apocalyptic world, you assume the role of a washed-up detective with one last chance to redeem yourself. The local lumberjacks of Timber Town are in a frenzy after a series of mysteriously misplaced logs start turning up in the strangest locations—from a luxury high-rise to a remote mountain peak. As you dig into the bizarre log heist, you'll uncover a web of conspiracy involving rival lumber companies, eccentric forest spirits, and a secretive society of tree-huggers. Solve puzzles, interrogate the oddball characters, and use your notebook of snarky catchphrases to charm (or annoy) your way to the truth, all while trying to keep your coffee cup full and your sarcasm sharper than your sense of morality.