Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, players step into the muddy boots of a down-on-their-luck park ranger named Linus. When a series of bizarre log thefts erupt in the national park, Linus must unravel the mystery behind this woodsy heist. With a cast of eccentric characters—including conspiracy theorists, budding entrepreneurs, and a family of raccoons with questionable morals—players navigate absurd scenarios, solve riddles, and make choices that affect both the outcome of the investigation and Linus's chance at redemption. Get ready for a comedic quest filled with clever wordplay, absurd mysteries, and a sprinkle of nature appreciation.