Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this hilariously chaotic text-based adventure, you play as a recently elected park ranger who finds themselves embroiled in a bizarre mystery involving missing tree logs. It turns out, a rogue faction of talking squirrels is pilfering timber for a secret project, and they’ve enlisted the help of a misguided group of hipster woodworkers. As you navigate the woods, you'll encounter eccentric characters, engage in absurd dialogue choices, and solve wacky puzzles to uncover the truth behind the log heist. Can you restore peace to the forest and reclaim the stolen logs, or will you become the unwitting sidekick in a lumber conspiracy? Get ready for a quirky journey filled with laughter, unexpected twists, and a dash of woodland wisdom!