Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Step into the absurd world of lumberjack lore in this interactive text-based game where you take on the role of Terry Timber, a quirky forest ranger with a flair for the dramatic. An unusual series of log thefts has left the timber community in disarray, and it's your job to identify the culprits through hilariously convoluted interactions with a cast of eccentric characters, including conspiracy theorist squirrels, a fame-obsessed tree, and a lumberjack with a secret passion for knitting. Navigate through fast-paced dialogues, make absurd choices, and discover clues hidden in bizarre anecdotes—all while trying to maintain your sanity and sense of humor. It’s a race against time to gather evidence and pin down the miscreants before the annual Woodsy Awards are cancelled!