Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, rainy town known for its peculiar woodworkers, you, a cynical private investigator, have been hired to solve the bizarre mystery of disappearing logs from the town's forest. As you delve deeper, you uncover a web of eccentric characters including a conspiracy theorist lumberjack, a secretive sawmill owner, and a group of secretive hipsters who believe the logs are portals to another dimension. Engage in hilarious dialogues, make ridiculous choices, and ultimately decide whether to expose the truth or join the bizarre underground of log aficionados. With every twist, your sense of humor will be tested and your perception of reality will be turned upside down.