In this unique interactive text-based game, you play as a washed-up detective named Finn Flotsam, whose reputation depends on solving the bizarre case of mysteriously floating logs in a small, quirky town. Each log contains clues tied to the lives of the townsfolk—from a paranoid baker hiding secrets in his flour sacks to a conspiracy-theorist librarian who believes the logs are alien artifacts. Explore the depths of absurdity while conducting interviews, gathering evidence, and piecing together the town's eccentric stories. Are the logs a natural phenomenon, a marketing stunt, or something far more sinister? Your choices determine how Finn navigates the tangled web of hilarity and intrigue, leading to multiple endings where none are quite as they seem.