Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, you play as a bumbling detective named Loggan McGuffin, tasked with solving the bizarre mystery of disappearing logs from a small, quirky lumber town. Each citizen has a unique story and a wild alibi, from eccentric woodworkers to mischievous squirrels. Your choices in dialogue and exploration lead you down various paths, uncovering hilarious interactions, absurd plot twists, and peculiar clues. Can you piece together the clues and identify the true log larceners before their ridiculous antics turn the town into chaos?