Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this comically twisted interactive text adventure, you play as a disgraced private investigator pulled back into the underbelly of your quirky town after a series of absurdly mysterious log thefts. Each log appears to be a clue leading to a larger conspiracy involving the local lumberjack union, a flamboyant mayor, and an underground forest rave community. Your choices will shape the narrative—will you humor the eccentric characters, follow the breadcrumb trail of logs, or make a mess of the chaotic situation? Expect zany plot twists and bizarre encounters as you try to unravel the hilariously convoluted mystery behind the thefts, all while balancing your own ridiculous personal dilemma—a pet goldfish that insists on being taken to the rave too!