Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

If these logs could talk, they'd probably tell you to take a hike!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

Complete this quick check once to start playing.

In a quirky little town known for its odd traditions, a string of mysterious log thefts has turned the annual Lumber Festival into utter chaos. You play as a disgruntled park ranger tasked with uncovering the source of the logs and solving the case before the festival goes completely off the rails. Engage with eccentric locals, uncover their bizarre secrets, and navigate a comically tangled web of deception, as you interrogate a talking raccoon, outsmart conspiracy theorists, and dodge pranks from mischievous lumberjacks. Can you untangle the truth and find out whose logs they really are before time runs out?