Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where tree-hugging activists have gone rogue, you play as a washed-up detective named Riley Roots. Your task is to unravel the mystery of stolen wooden logs that have been mysteriously disappearing from the quirky town of Timberwood. Each log claimed has a story, leading you on a wild chase filled with ridiculous characters, absurd clues, and unexpected secrets. As you uncover the truth behind the logs and confront the local environmental cult, you’ll face choices that can lead either to laughter or chaos, reshaping the town—and your fate—forever.