In a quirky frozen wilderness, players step into the role of a dubious ranger tasked with solving the bizarre mystery of disappearing logs from a local lumber mill. Unbeknownst to them, the logs have been enchanted and now possess quirky personalities and opinions. Players interact with each sentient log, conducting interrogations, piecing together clues, and navigating comical conversations laden with puns and sass. Amidst the chaos, players must manage their limited time before the magical thaw unveils secrets that could alter the fate of the entire forest. Will players uncover the truth behind the logs’ disappearance, or will they end up with wood splinters and a dad joke or two?