Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a disgruntled log inspector named Ed who is baffled by the mysterious appearance of logs in his small, woodsy town. Armed with nothing but your wit, a wooden mallet, and an eccentric cast of neighbors, it’s your job to investigate the origin of these logs before the annual Lumberjack Festival. Along the way, you’ll choose dialogue paths, solve humorous puzzles, and uncover the secret society of lumber enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to keep their logging antics under wraps. Expect witty banter and bizarre twists in this engaging story where every choice impacts the outcome, and hilarity ensues as you try to keep the peace while unraveling the hilariously deep conspiracy behind the logs.