In a quirky town where nobody seems to know where the logs coming down the river are originating from, you, a witty local detective with a penchant for sarcasm, must unravel the mystery of the missing lumberjacks and their rogue logs. As you navigate through bizarre townspeople, eccentric environments, and outlandish scenarios, you’ll face choices that lead to comedic outcomes and dramatic reveals. Explore the docks, interview the townsfolk, and delve into the impenetrably funny story behind the strange occurrences surrounding the logs. Will you crack the case or will the logs make a splash in your investigation?