In this quirky, text-based adventure game, players take on the role of a snarky forest ranger unraveling the bizarre mystery behind a series of misdelivered logs in a whimsical national park. Every log delivered has a different owner, each with their own eccentric demands and outrageous backstories. Interact with a colorful cast of characters, including a conspiracy theorist squirrel, a disgruntled woodpecker union leader, and an amateur detective raccoon, while navigating a web of intertwining tales. Use clues gathered from conversations and logs to match each person to their rightful wood, all while preventing environmental disasters and uncovering a hidden treasure right beneath the forest floor.